<Funguy> all i've got is this lapis lazuli.
<Tooligan> PERFECT! EY SHOPKEEP. HOW MUCH FOR A STACK OF LAPIS-
<Funguy> whoa whoa whoa!!! you can't take that! i need it for magic!
<Tooligan> OH NOOOW YOU'RE CONFIDENT IN YOUR MAGIC SKILLS.
<Funguy> i'm still trying to figure this stuff out... maybe we can buy some blue magic books?
<Tooligan> WE CAN'T DO THAT MAN.
<Funguy> why not??
<Tooligan> BECAUSE WE HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY!!!